just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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