Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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