I don't think brook has ever known best
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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