Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize