i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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