can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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