Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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