Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat