Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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