Non-Jews are for practice
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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