I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize