i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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