the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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