Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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