mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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