If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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