the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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