He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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