Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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