I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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