And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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