so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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