So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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