if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
