Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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