I'm really into asian looking animals
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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