He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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