David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she smelled like a LAN party
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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