To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Randomize
