Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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