they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Your dad touched me again.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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