it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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