You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she told me i tasted like america
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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