In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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