Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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