You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Randomize
