The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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