apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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