when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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