we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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