Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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