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(757): View more from Virginia

6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.

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(845): View more from New York

No more Irish car bombs ever.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay

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(250): View more from British Columbia

my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.

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