your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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