Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...