So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...