when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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