just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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