that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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