Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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