i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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