Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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