capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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