she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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