wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
This toilet bowl is my home.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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