Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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