Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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