everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
this will be a night to untag.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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