Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
