i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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