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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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